I’ve polished off my top hat, taken out my coat tails and decided that there is nothing for it but to embrace the seediness.
And for what, you may ask?
Why for Diesel Devon of course!
As part of a cultured event, the glad ragged populace trooped into Diesel Devon’s, the seedy haunt of degenerates from all manner of life, now transformed into a cultural Mecca.
Oscar Wilde’s ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’, revamped with improv comedy. This night would surely be a night to remember.
To begin the night a stout tattooed bouncer patrolled the doors, scowling at audience members with evident glee, checking tickets; as if the possibility of gatecrashers would be a likely scenario.
The venue; foul black walls, foul black floors, foul black furniture and a foul smell seemed like the obvious choice for such a well known and well loved piece of theatre art. The punters streamed in, oblivious to the surrounding, scrambling for tables for good views of the miniscule stage. Feathered scarves, sequences, glitter, top hats, bling and colour decorate corners of the bar which never knew colour before. The sound of lively chat and conversation from the strangest collection of people gathered together in one spot fills the room to surprising volume. Pitchers of beer and bottles of blue demon alcohol cascade over the bar at an alarming rate, the noise level increasing in time with the amount of alcohol consumed.
Suddenly silence, the players have taken their spot on the tiny stage, and a hush falls on the crowd, this group of sophisticates. A pin could fall and shatter the silence but instead a shrill ring tone pierces the stillness; Britney Spears, Hit Me Baby One More Time!
A man, in an impressive Blue Zoot suit, reaches into his pocket and sheepishly takes out his phone and presses decline……you can’t take them anywhere, these hob nobs…least of all to a biker bar in the worst part of town, they will always manage to lower the tone.
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